Chris: I would love to come back as a rock star. I certainly think I am angry enough to pull it off. Or, if that doesn't work out, a house cat. I heard that they get to sleep a lot, and I would love to be soft and cuddly. I would pet myself all day.
Michelle: I want to be Oprah or Stedman. (Either way, I would have some serious cash!!!) Or I would like to come back as sand on a beach.
Phan: I would want to be Jennifer Lopez. She's beautiful, a great performer, and a trendsetter. But of course, I wouldn't marry every man I date.
Chris: The power to read people's minds. That might be fun…or creepy, depending on the person.
Michelle: Like Christine, I would love the ability to read minds. For no particular reason though…not like I want to know what the hell is on men's minds or anything!!!
Phan: I would choose to be invisible at the snap of my fingers. I could go anywhere and get out of anything. I could get insider info on anyone or anything. Stopping time wouldn't be a bad choice either, but I'm afraid its side effect may be increase aging for me and no one else.
Chris: Well, not Eminem, because then I'd want to do myself. Not Ja Rule, because I'd hate myself. Probably Missy Elliott, because she is so talented and she works so closely with Timbaland. Yes, I would put the moves on him.
Michelle: First off, I would say 50 Cent because "Wanksta" has the sickest beats I've heard in years. But, I would most likely want to be Andre3000 from OutKast because he's talented, funky and crazy!!!
Phan: I would choose to be Eminem. His style is unique and no other rappers can test. He causes a lot of controversy, but his records are still off the charts. He has something to talk about and it's not about the "bling, bling."
Chris: That I would travel two hours for work. That's not so weird as it is a big, fat, blatant lie. Also at the same interview, I said that I liked fashion, as they were a clothing manufacturing company.
Michelle: I'm a hard worker.
Phan: I'm reliable (well, I am but just not on time).
Chris: In true "Elimidate" fashion, I suddenly turned to this guy and said, "I'm bored. Let's go and make out." I was only kidding, but it did pique his interest.
Michelle: So, aren't you gonna try to kiss me?
Phan: Nothing…the man has got to try to land me.
Chris: It's not so weird as it is amusing, but one guy said, "Hey, ma" and another said, "Excuse me, miss." Because, you see, they're song titles! Okay, it's obvious that I don't get picked up a lot.
Michelle: Some idiot told me: "I want to get laid for my birthday." And, by the way, that sooo didn't work!
Phan: This got me giggling when a group of guys sent over a message on a McDonald's napkin, "We noticed you noticing us," which started a friendship, but later fizzled. Then I get the boring old lines, "Don't I know you from somewhere?" A guy has said this at Scarborough Town Centre. Hmm…maybe he did - I do shop there quite often.
Chris: Dave Foley!
Michelle: Marlon Wayans
Phan: Robert Downey Jr.
Chris: I only like drinking water if it's room temperature. And I can't eat really hot or really cold food, so I let it sit there for a while. Also, I really dislike cluttered computer desktops, so I'm constantly clearing the files.
Michelle: Every time that I eat fried foods I must tell anyone that I'm with how much I hate eating fried foods because they make me break out.
Phan: I'm a clean freak. I blame my mom because she always made me clean. Now, I can't leave the house unless it's more or less tidy.
Chris: I once feigned sleep during a movie to get my then-boyfriend to stop pawing me. Very passive-aggressive, and I ended up missing the whole thing.
Michelle: I told my tenth grade gym teacher that I walked into a door and sprained my wrist. I did that to get out of playing volleyball.
Phan: Not the weirdest lie but the most obvious lie to get out of school…I called in sick since my best friend couldn't attend school because she was going to the airport. We decided that we deserved a break from school (you know the pressures of eighth grade) and spent the day swimming and tanning at my friend's place. Of course no one in our class believed our stories.
Chris: Pay off my student loans! Really, those people will break your knees for a $40.00 payment. If I have money left over, maybe catch a movie or go to dinner (as those are the only things I can do with the $20.00 that are left).
Michelle: It goes without saying that I would immediately get my hair done. After that, I would go on a trip with my girls.
Phan: Buy a car. Of course I'll need a put in some extra cash. I have been longing to have a Volkswagen Cabrio (preferably from the late 90s), but saving up for it is a hard thing to do. Then, I could be cruisin' for the rest of the summer with my friends to the beaches, out of town, wherever.
Chris: A client came into my boss' office while he was away and proceeded to ask me twenty million questions about our computer programs, stole my boss' book, gave himself a tour, and started rifling through my boss' desk. Definitely bizarre, or on drugs.
Michelle: During rush hour on the bus, I saw a girl take out her braided extensions, braid by braid (this can take hours, believe me, I know!). She was macking on a guy while doing it.
Phan: When working at Bikini Village, I noticed people hiding swimsuits (as to save it for themselves). I don't know why they do it, because I always tend to find the items and will have to return them back to the collection. It's quite funny watching people hide clothes. The worst thing about it is that I've learned from them and do the same thing on occasions.
Chris: Flying squirrels. I also try to avoid basements, and I hate carpeting.
Michelle: Besides being blinded by a pigeon, I have a phobia of walking near people tossing a ball (football, soccer ball, basketball, whatever!), because I know it will eventually hit me on my head.
Phan: Sitting in the very corner of the subway train. They just seem dirty.
Chris: Homer Simpson!
Michelle: Cartman (from "South Park")
Phan: Flint (from "G.I. Joe")
Chris: I saw an episode where they made sushi, and that looked like fun. Okay, I'm not the most exciting person in the world.
Michelle: I would love to have a romantic picnic in a park.
Phan: Dinner at restaurant by the beach.
Chris: Anything from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. Not that I own it.
Michelle: "Never Scared" by Boner Crusher. I can't get that song out of my head.
Phan: I prance around like a ballerina to songs like, "I Had the Time of My Life" (by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes).
Chris: Press the snooze and go back to sleep. When I really wake up, I turn on the computer.
Michelle: I try to figure out what day it is.
Phan: Snooze for another ten minutes. Then, I drag myself to the bathroom to wash up. I'm fully awake after some breakfast and "Breakfast Television."
Chris: Go to the bathroom or read, but not at the same time.
Michelle: Set up the coffee maker.
Phan: Decide what I'm going to wear the next day. If I already know, then I'll just be daydreaming.
Chris: Not Simon, because he would be critiquing my technique the whole time. Ryan is attractive, but annoying and too pretty for me. So that leaves me with Randy. Rowr.
Michelle: Simon couldn't come near me! Randy is way too caught up in his "slang." By the way, wasn't everyone saying dawg like 10 years ago?? So it leaves that cutie Ryan.
Phan: I think I'd rather lose the competition if it means having to sell myself out. But if I had to choose, I guess it'll be the best looking one, Ryan.
Chris: Body Shots.
Michelle: Chocolate Kiss.
Phan: Cherry Bomb.
Chris: A couple of years back, I had school in the morning and work in the afternoon, with two hours in between. Instead of going to work early or staying at school, I slept on the subway and went around and around the loop. Most of the time I overslept and ended up coming in to work late.
Michelle: When I was younger, I used my camcorder to film numerous monologues about my less than stellar dating life.
Phan: I don't have any time to kill. All my friends know about my tardiness. Once in a blue moon, I will arrive on time.
Chris: I haven't walked up to a table in a restaurant and taken food off their plates. I saw that on an episode of "Seinfeld" and was dying to try it out.
Michelle: I haven't bunjee jumped.
Phan: Frolicking in a meadow. I've only done parks so far.
